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Random Sentence Starters

  • "Ouch! That was my foot!"
  • "Could you get out of my way?"
  • "Stop it!"
  • "You look lonely. Want to talk to me?"
  • "Your nose is red."
  • "Aw, you're so cute! You know that?"
  • "Eww, gross!"
  • "If you touch me again, you're dead."
  • "Don't eat that!"
  • "Gosh, you look kinda pale..."
  • "What is that!?"
  • "Oh my god, were you shot!?"
  • "Give me the gun. Now."
  • "Hello? Anyone in there?"
  • "Someone said you didn't feel well. You okay?"
  • "Do you want to cuddle?"
  • "I demand cuddles."
  • "You're hair's messed up. Here, let me fix it."
  • "Ohhh~ Someone's blushing~!"
  • "I-I-it's so c-cold..."
  • "It's too hot..."
  • "I can't...breathe..."
  • "Help!"
  • "I'm sorry, did you say something?"
  • "Augh! It hurts!"
  • "Feel my hands! They're so cold!"
  • "Stop! I can't run anymore..."
  • "Are you alright?"
  • "You look ready to faint."
  • "You're not serious."
  • "You want me to what?"
  • "Grab my hand!"
  • "Oh god. Oh god. Stay awake. Please stay awake. Stay with me!"
  • "Careful! You really don't want to fall here."
  • "Are you insane?"
  • "I can't allow this."
  • "I-I can't feel my arms..."
  • "Why are you all wet?"
  • "We need to get you to a hospital."
  • "I....I've been sh-shot..."
  • "Oh god, why is there so much blood...?"
  • "I think I'm gonna be sick..."
  • "Do you think you could make everything stop spinning?"
  • "I am NOT blushing!"
  • "Ugh, could you quiet down? My head hurts too much for this noise..."
  • "Have you been drinking?"
  • "Thank you. I really wanted someone to throw up on my shoes."
  • "I've never seen cuts like this..."
  • "Have you been to the doctor?"
  • "I think your leg is broken. I'll have to help you walk."
  • "Don't move!"
  • "Ouch! I...I think I heard something snap..."
  • "Don't touch it!"
  • "Your forehead feels kinda warm..."
  • "Careful with that! You wouldn't want to cut yourself, would you?"
  • "Why do you always do that?"
  • "How can I trust you?"
  • "You betrayed me! You betrayed everyone!"
  • "I told you not to kiss me when I was sick!"
  • "If I beat you and left you for dead, do you really think someone would come for you? They wouldn't."
  • "You disgust me to the point where looking at you makes me physically ill."
  • "Please don't go..."
  • "I can't live without you!"
  • "I'm sorry."
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radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.